Mr. Mayor

Im an asshole

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

One thing about NASCAR fans is that we all have a driver that we cheer for, but when a driver is hurt we ALL come together and pray for his safety and full recovery. 🙏 for Ryan Newman

[Don Orsillo @DonOrsillo]

Tough day today. Saying goodbye to family is never easy. Thank you to Phoebe Remy and the entire Remy family for inviting me to the Family Ceremony today. #RIPRem

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

@DonOrsillo @MLB @RedSox @NESN There was no greater team. Especially at this moment!!

[Don Orsillo @DonOrsillo]

Thank you for 21 years of friendship. I am nowhere today without you. Showed me the right @MLB way. I know I will text you 3 times a day still. I am lost. #RIPRem @RedSox @NESN

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

every time Joe Buck has to call a Red Sox highlight play it sounds like he’s announcing the death of a loved one

[kathryn chadason @le_chadd]

Asked my supervisor if they'd be a reference for another medic job (rent is too damn high)

her response is a major vibe, take note:

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

If you have student loans, I am not mad at you. I'm mad at the system and the banks that thought it was okay to lend an 18-year-old with no job tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars. This is predatory lending and it has got to stop.

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

“School always started the same every day. The pledge of allegiance then someone would pray.”

[Don Orsillo @DonOrsillo]

No words!

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

Granddaddy smoked Salem’s with the windows up

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

You're the hero. You're not the victim.

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

And I thought…that he walked… on water.

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

“We were born to mothers who smoked and drank. Our cribs were covered in lead based paint.”

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Oregon school board votes to ban BLM, pride flags
https://t.co/897DsS6o6W

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

My name is Joe Roberts I work for the state
I'm a sergeant out of Perrineville barracks number 8

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

Maybe before we forgive student loan debt, we should stop allowing student loan debt . . .

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

@HWumpireschool Traditional

[CBS 13 News @WGME]

A new law makes Maine one of the first states in the country to provide school meals to all children at no cost, regardless of their family’s income: https://t.co/156Z5NoyFP

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

This call was made using the Atlantic League’s automated strike zone

[Mr. Mayor @mrmayor44]

@CharlesB28 Unfortunately it all boils down to $$$….