MrMegaPlayer

Raketenbauer und Hölenforscher
Rocket and Cave scientist

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Had to make this

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@joetehthird @Kartbro48 Only if Disney Plus is for free. Is it for free?

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@Ruffnut01 @Kartbro48 Well, that would have been nice. But that isn't available in my country.

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@bing So … Bing fixed or still down? Funny that this account doesn't mention the big outage anywhere.

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Recently partially rewatched "Bubblegum Crisis 2032" and realized:
The Knight Sabers: Bashing boomers since 1986.

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Trans people in public (=[social] media) only seem to come in two flavors:
"Arrrgh! Why? Why, god why? Do you still need that spoon, cause I need to gauge my eyes out real quick. Eye bleach! Fast!"
And:
"Am I gay? Do I still care if I'm gay or not?"

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@bouphe Those are STILL around?
People in the know already made fun of people who used those more than 20 years ago.

Seems someone capitalizes heavily on the "Every day an idiot is born"

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F*uck, I quit, I'm out.
I must go, my people need me. Wheee

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Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away.

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@bouphe You mean: They are gracefully allow you to be their devoted servant.

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@dog_rates @bouphe That's not a dog, that's a rat with attitude problems and an overblown ego.

Sorry. Rats are actually bigger.

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@AufstandLastGen Das ist kein Transparenzbericht. Das ist ein Witz. Bunte Graphiken mit 0 Aussage.
#FahrEinfachDrüber

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@Blakey_Beans Counter question: Do you shed?

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@HumansNoContext I think the stork might have taken a wrong turn.

What? They aren't any better when it comes to biology.

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That's kinda horrifying, but you also can't look away.

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@CallMeeChef How did you come to that conclusion? Looked into a mirror?

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@ExtElec You really have rectified that circuit.

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@ExtElec It won't. It doesn't train on life data.

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@HyenaArena Why? Is she into that? Then I'll do it for free. If she's not, I don't do it, but take the money anyway.

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@AufstandLastGen Bin mir ziemlich sicher ihr werdet von der Öl- und Kohlelobby gesponsert, um den Klimawandel unglaubwürdig zu machen.
#FahrEinfachDrüber

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@Nils_lr @AufstandLastGen @parents4future @aktion_autofrei @Sand_imGetriebe @EG_Berlin @FFF_Berlin @SciRebFr @Wissing @VCDeV @Attacd @350Deutschland An, nicht. Drüber, ja. Besser mehrmals.