joshua

welcome to the barnyard

[Bitcoin Teej 🔋 @Thomas__Jerome]

Peptides got yall looking like super soldiers. Pass me them drugs please.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

My boy got dumped and immediately started posting bangers again. Nature is healing.

[joshua @MrMidwit]

@golemporium Motion

[joshua @MrMidwit]

@sadgirlyboss Everybody always confuses it with epilepsy when I tell them

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

the existence of esex implies the existence of offline, physical sex.

[joshua @MrMidwit]

Drinking on an empty stomach makes life worth living

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

When you’re on a two man and your boy accidentally mentions your girlfriend

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

the average conversation on love island:

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

How your girl looks at you when you’re in your truck decompressing for 37 minutes after you pull into the driveway

[joshua @MrMidwit]

Tastes like I’m drinking liquified caprese salad

[joshua @MrMidwit]

The bartender in Cancun keeps making my mojitos with basil instead of mint

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

How it feels to grab the last plan b while a 14 yr old girl is crying behind you

[joshua @MrMidwit]

Remember who you’re in the gym for (old ladies who come up to you and call you a handsome young man)

[Saja🦖 @Sajaasaurus]

Me when I think about sushi

[sid @sidcentric]

who tf decided liking stories is flirting

[Neet @neet_sol]

Parents: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Stripper: “I love you”

[Saja🦖 @Sajaasaurus]

Me when someone is explaining the rules of a game

[Cassiday @CatDay83]

sometimes I think the internet was made for me

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Parents: "Move out"

Girlfriend: “Quit being such a loser”

Manager: "Work harder"

Kebab shop owner: “Welcome back boss”