mrmike

Team Turnip. He/His.

[mrmike @mrmike]

@IsaacRowlett Is it a Panera now? (Ogden/Jackson)

[B&S @_B___S]

This man was forced to give his dog to the Humane Society due to undergoing lengthy hospital stay. This nurse found out and immediately went to the shelter and adopted his dog. She brings him to visit daily and will return him as soon as the man is released!

[mrmike @mrmike]

@readingtheend Selling “Audiophile” hardware.
Lawdy.

[mrmike @mrmike]

@lindaholmes I’d have failed that check.

[mrmike @mrmike]

@ParkerMolloy Soooo many drawstrings…

[Ewan Moore @EMoore_]

Disco Elysium

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

RT this if you know someone who has died by gun violence or gun suicide.

[mrmike @mrmike]

@MilwaukeeJerky Zur Krone. That’s some memories. And some nights without them.

[mrmike @mrmike]

@Violet_Catte @MiriamForster I feel for them, but if the alternative is it doesn’t get made, I’m not sure I’d have that purity of purpose.

[mrmike @mrmike]

@msbstories @Nina7Infinity *On random dudes with no cultural connections to the Celts except the colour of their skin

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

JBS: I am Jasmine B. Swizzlestick of Oberlin College, and I think we should all wear French poodles on our heads

CARLSON: ZOMG THE LOONEY LEFT HAS GONE INSANE!!!

R: I hold the Biden Administration responsible

MAHER: Can’t the Woke Mob shut up about the poodles on their heads

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Specially trained to mimic the impact of a severe hail storm, our Quality Control Goats ensure that our solar panels can withstand the toughest beating.

[mrmike @mrmike]

@AstroKirsten The first seal has been broken. The end times are upon us.

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

The fate of the #Babylon5 pilot may be decided end of this month. Though much of @TheCW was bought by @NXSTMediaGroup the decision also rests heavily with @WarnerbrosTV. If fans want to show their support for B5 & let them know you want this to happen, now is the time #B5onCWin23

[Chicago Bars @chicagobars]

My new guilty pleasure is searching Twitter for “shotgun” right now.

[Brian Kelly @CoachBrianKelly]

He was tough as nails. Our quarterback, Jayden Daniels, left it all out there and earned the game ball tonight.

[Fourth-N-Long @FourthNLongBar]

Got the race on. Got the game on. Got cold beer and hot wings. What more could you want?

[mrmike @mrmike]

@BBots1984 Sanitation Strikes Back To The Future