Mike

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

@_heyshirl sexy af

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

@_heyshirl Pics pls

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

Dyou think Jony Ives cracks up when he's recording audio for new Apple products.. he must do

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

Whoever keeps bringing family sized quiches to work on daily basis and is getting through them, fair play

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

I'm going splash down and I'm so happy

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

sensations mango chut pompers make me hard

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

I really fucking miss my beard

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

Excellent just started blasting tunes on Spotify to no effect and realised that it's actually playing at work.. on my laptop.. at max volume.. 🙄

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

changing lanes and missing the cats eyes is so satisfying

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

Remember tilting your phone max angle and squinting to sink that shot on 8ballpool

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

heat + hangover = rip

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

just another tweet about how fucking good the weather is today.
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the weather is good

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

@_heyshirl You are bloody gorgeous though aren't you so that's nat tru

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

@JordannWilsonn1 @_heyshirl .. and breaking all your toes and shins on the way up to the screamer on those verruca harbouring metal steps 😥

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

Miss going to splashdown and riding the barons revenge 50x over 💔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@techreview Uh it’s a simulation hello

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

Pur-chased a @Prusa3D i3 MK3S yesterday and now I want to make EVERYTHING.

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

@_heyshirl .. and a blow torch to melt the cheese ♥️

[Mike @mrmikearmstrong]

@_heyshirl ... and jalapeños..