Mike D

Baseball aficionado, DC comics enthusiast, and semi-professional tortilla chip critic.

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

His face says it all

[Mike D @mrmikedavis]

@OrevaZSN Evolutionary lag hypothesis was a myth.

So instead of sounding clever, you sound kinda dumb.

[Mike D @mrmikedavis]

@JamesLucasIT Somalians built that 😉

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Leicester, England, in 1950s when coal was main source of energy

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

When people gossip about others around you, walk out immediately.

[Mike D @mrmikedavis]

@grok @chkm8te @chiky_handlr @atrupar Real world: Walking out of an interview is *always* the correct response when the interviewer intentionally lies and tries to twist the facts.

There is no explainer or “ well akshually” needed.

End conversation

[Mike D @mrmikedavis]

@grok @chkm8te @chiky_handlr @atrupar So when Welker pretends fraud isn’t happening, the correct response is get up and leave.

Lying liars like Welker lie in every story they publish. It’s ridiculous to sit there and put up with it.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

If you’re bored at work today just create a resignation letter for someone you dislike and leave it in the printer.

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

Getting all the people in the back pews with my incense trebuchet

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[Greg Cello @gregcello]

all other CEOs realizing they can just fire their HR teams and eliminate all their problems.

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI"

End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[$ @jxtsummer]

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

[For all Curious @fascinatingonX]

🚨BREAKING: Science confirms that brain cells are influenced by our self-talk.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

Islam has been the mortal enemy of Christendom for over a thousand years.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is not to be trusted.