We’re about to find out whether there are any patriots among Republican Senators, or whether they’ll make excuses for the foreign-backed demolition of our Republic that is now plainly underway.
Probably the only good thing to come from this year is that it’s now safe for people the world over to admit that Shadow the Hedgehog has always been cool 😎
This just made the Gen Z trump swing make sense to me. Trumpism really is their "normal". For a whole generation the bar of "presidential" really is talking about Arnold Palmers cock and doing last minute surprise nominations of guys you talked to that morning.
Shadow the Hedgehog: and then they shot Maria
Norm Macdonald: like out of a cannon?
Conan: (stifling laughter) Please! The man is talking about a TRAGEDY.
conservative: “FUCK YOUR FEELINGS FUCK DEI THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS BUILD THE WALL NO MORE CHINA LOL GET REKT GROOMER”
us: “wow. fuck you.”
conservative: (through tears) “wow… i can’t believe you’re being so mean for no reason at all. you’re so hateful. why can’t we be civil?”
The latest US literacy stats have just dropped and they are every bit as grim as you might imagine.
"Approximately 50% of Americans read so poorly that they are unable to perform simple tasks such as reading prescription drug labels"
something that’s kind of sad about all entertainment being on demand is that you don’t stumble onto stuff anymore. when I was a kid, one of my favorite things to do when I was at a friend’s house or vice versa was watching whatever bullshit was on HBO at 3 AM and making fun of it