Drew

What’s up with stuff?

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

Little Skye and Rod Stewart were found in the worst possible conditions. Both close to death.

She had been struggling big time with us humans until he came along.

Now suddenly she is playing and has a best friend

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

The update you've all been waiting for...

His name is Jonah, and his Dream Day is July 12 at @loanDepotpark! Join us to cheer him on: https://t.co/chsJLKL3Si

Born in Aruba, Jonah is a rescued cunucu who found his forever home with the Silveira family thanks to New Life for Paws. Inspired by his story, each ticket sold through his link will have a portion of the proceeds donated to help local rescue dogs like Jonah.

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@AIPandaX How how does this work on a tcl tv?

[Drew @MrMilargo]

The call is coming from inside the house!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

RFK Jr: If you treat taxpayer dollars as your personal bank account, we will investigate you, build a case, and bring you to justice.

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Wanted: A very good boy

Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@hydrothemc How did we end up here

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@hydrothemc Mayweather the pro wrestler?

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@hydrothemc This is right by me. Big worm looks like he got 25 with an L

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@VHSDVDBLURAY4K @hydrothemc This rules

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@hydrothemc How do people say this when we were alive for all of it

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@NBACobwebs I was at this game. It’s still the loudest building I’ve been in

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Drew @MrMilargo]

#NewProfilePic

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@NBACobwebs @34billy42 How crazy was this? Hue Hollins robbed you guys.

[Kris Luckenbach @KrisLuckPhoto]

The most beautiful moment I've ever captured - all on camera

[Drew @MrMilargo]

Just doing it for the love of the game

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A massive brown bear was spotted navigating the high-altitude peaks of Alaska.

[Drew @MrMilargo]

What could’ve been

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@eMTBrides They do a episode about Rick? His 92-94 would be cool to go through

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Drew @MrMilargo]

@PatriotMarkCook @Breaking911 Then drive and you can get out all you like