Miles

Turkey Bowl Champs 2021, 2023, 2024

[Miles @mrmiles9628]

Sometimes you must do what is known in k-town as “Goating Up”

[Miles @mrmiles9628]

Sometimes I mix liquids and feel like Poseidon

[Miles @mrmiles9628]

Fuck all of it

[Miles @mrmiles9628]

I take it back

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Fuck this guy

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Sometimes things just happen and you can’t control them like when Kanye became a nazi

#sorryforbeinghateful

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Fuck this guy

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Hate death destruction demise

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Except for Jesus

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No one is about it like I am

[Miles @mrmiles9628]

No one is about it like I am

[Miles @mrmiles9628]

I’m just like people in the 90s who really liked 70s music, but instead of going to disco parties I’m listening to 2010s emo music and playing Runescape

[Miles @mrmiles9628]

I’m SHITTING at the WRONG TIME

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Bears are cats. Prove me wrong

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There are more ants in my room than grains of sand on earth

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I LIKE PICKLES

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Do you guys think the ants hate me for killing them?

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Hoppers is movie of the year

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Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

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FUCK

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Today I learned I'm a 400 IU vitamin D3 beta :/

[Miles @mrmiles9628]

So many ants

[Miles @mrmiles9628]

Scientists are wrong. My pee comes from my balls