Augustine Toscano

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

@jdodgex6 @ISUSalt I can attest to this. #shotandedited

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

#SaltcoKickoff

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

Oh sweet Jesus #SaltcoKickoff

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

@chaseabner @s_dietrich01 My wife rocks the Chase Abner decal.

[William Bortz @william_bortz]

dear friends,

it has been a couple months since I have posted anything. it has been a wild… https://t.co/ksmZkXAQkW

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

@WilHunemuller like witnessing people play Pokemon go at the park?

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

@bvht_ @ChipotleTweets one could only dream

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

@ChipotleTweets you guys didn't do anything wrong, it was my wife that forgot to ask for rice while she was picking it up. No harm.

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

@ChipotleTweets I still love my wife though.

Just still hungry.

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

@ChipotleTweets it's like if I said I want a burrito with x ingredients in it.
And you bring it back with no tortilla.

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

@ChipotleTweets she said "you didn't say anything about rice."

Like rice is a given.

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

Julie got us @ChipotleTweets for lunch.
I asked her to get me a burrito bowl.
It had no rice.
I was devastated.

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

Soggy chipotle chips with the right amount of salt ❤️

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

@OwensWilliamv @Chris_Perez2 @BNwillbortz @bvht_ this is the second social media platform in which you've killed me today.

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

I just prayed stupidly again.
I prayed God would crush my ego.
Stay tuned.

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

I pray for stupid things.
Prayed for trials because I was disgusted with my apathy.
My world was torn apart.
And I grew closer to Christ.

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

Sue me I guess, living for the rn

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

But at the same time I didn't wait 5 years for nothing

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

Like today, I gently tapped her posterior with a piece of cardboard, my boss was weirded out.

[Augustine Toscano @mrmiyauggie]

It makes for embarrassing moments.