Alvin

[Alvin @mrmral]

@Devin_Heroux That's not good. Hope no one injures themselves

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president?

OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen.

COLBERT: Is that an endorsement?

OBAMA: It was not

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's genuinely enjoyable to be annoying. not sure why this is

[Alvin @mrmral]

@twitandrewking https://t.co/Kicp0efe4W

No longer owns the Keg it seems

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

This adorable retriever mix — this impossibly brave, endlessly good-natured glutton for love —entered our lives on the streets of Tbilisi, Georgia. We found him half dead from a broken hip and a mangled paw, but now look at him: full of life and ready to play at a moment's notice, still very much a pup at two and a half. But we need to find him a permanent home, preferably with experienced rescue-dog people in a quiet neighbourhood, who will give him the love and cuddles he needs. Please share widely with everyone you know, or contact the good people at Speaking of Dogs: https://t.co/IFPiQaiS4I
[email protected]
[phone]
This very good boy deserves the very best life.

[Alvin @mrmral]

@magachrchpastr Congratulations! This is amazing

[Alvin @mrmral]

@BenMulroney That's the entire point of our system- find other parties to work with and make compromises to get things done.

[sesameposting @sesameposting]

me avoiding the news

[Alvin @mrmral]

I can get behind this take

[Alvin @mrmral]

@DanFiorella @magachrchpastr Why have I never heard this before?

[Alvin @mrmral]

@magachrchpastr I'm ok with banning Christianity but turning dogs into cats? That's a step too far.

[Alvin @mrmral]

@mattnightingale I thought it was just me

[Alvin @mrmral]

@kinsellawarren He is really cute. Good luck! I sense a lot more cute trouble in your future

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

"I was Hillary Clinton's vice presidential running mate. At the time you said it was the most important election in American history. And that democracy was on the line. It's been less than eight years. What's my name?" #SNL #TimKaine

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Just a reminder that you are doing your best, and that’s more than enough. It’s okay to take it one day at a time.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Shawn Mendes opens up about his sexuality:

“The real truth about my life and sexuality is that, man I’m just figuring it out like everyone. I don’t really know sometimes and I know other times. It feels really scary because we live in a society that has a lot to say about that”

[The Recount @therecount]

Barack Obama raps the first verse of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem while campaigning for Kamala Harris in Detroit.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about missing his mother after she recently passed away.

“When I miss her I remember it’s because she made me so happy, I can celebrate her & miss her at the same time”