Itโs my girlfriends time of the month. She tried to get me to fool around with her last night. I told her I prefer my sexual encounters with no strings attached. #jokes
We live in a world of whatever goes, unless you argue that thereโs something wrong with anything goes. Guys competing in girls sports, private schools competing against public schools. Itโs all the same to me.
The Chinese somehow defeated the Mongolians back in the day. Not sure how. Even at their most prepared state, they still always had a chink in their armor.
My girl was complaining about gaining weight. I told her sex was the best exercise to lose weight. She looks at me and says, โThatโs why your arms are so skinny then, huh?โ #burn#bodybuilding#MyHandHasAbs