Neil Chris

-Comedian 🎬 instagram: @mrneilchris

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

@JScottCampbell @MarvelComicsHQ MJ a hoe

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

@sarcastic_us I'll have two Sydney Sweeneys 😁

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

#WolverinePS5 is a fun game. The story sadly was not made for a person like me who sees Wolverine as unapologetic, overly aggressive badass full of testosterone. This story was written for a totally different audience for this "modern age".

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

@TheHydra0001 @askaya This is an old concept. It's called Finesse school.

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The US in 2026 is at a Karen Civil War

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@davenewworld_2 So?

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@Sudsiii @CatchUpFeed Charlie had all these hoes moist with his wholesomeness

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

@realthoughtsfem Female Thoughts? More like Female THOTS. 🤣

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

@XboxG0AT @Breaking911 That sounded like a rifle

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

I love how people are quick to shit on me when what I say has nothing to do with them.

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

@XfinitySupport You didnt do shit.

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

@XfinitySupport I’ve been waiting and texting on phone since 4pm. Its almost 7pm, I’m paying customer and I still cant get someone on the phones. Your customer service is trash!! All I need is a call. I missed work cause I use internet for work. #XfinitySucks

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

@XfinitySupport 5 hours on the phone for nothing and you didn’t do anything ether.
#XfinitySucks

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

Main character energy is just a narcissistic behavior.

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

@WandaRoe @patriottakes WNBA is not a counter part of the NBA. The reason the WNBA doesn’t pay their players like the NBA is because no one goes to see the WNBA. If they don’t sell tickets, they can’t expect to get paid like an NBA player.

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Baseball game ad where the Twin Towers of NY Used to stand. This shows how easy society has it. Its more important to complain about a sports event campaign than focus our attention on more pressing matters like, I dunno… maybe the war in UA? #1worldproblems

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Can someone tell ⁦@FOXSports⁩ never to do this again? Beyond offensive.

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

Control starts from within. Only under self control can you live in this uncontrollable reality, with little to no effort.

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

You gotta visualize to materialize.

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

She doesn’t belong to me nore I belong to her. We just volunteered to spend unforgettable moments together that maybe can last a life time.

[Neil Chris @mrneilchris]

In life we plan to rush for comfort, however if you learn to love the hard things in life you develop an appreciation for your own personal growth. A Car in a garage is safe, but thats not what cars were made for.