Will Ngo

[Will Ngo @mrngoitall]

Welp, in case this all implodes and comes crashing down in flames, feel free to follow me on @[email protected].

See you on the other side, folks.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Edna. She always finds the fluffiest dogs at daycare so she can take a nap on them. 13/10 for all

[Will Ngo @mrngoitall]

@hapfrap Be sure to sign up for USPS Informed Delivery so you’ll at least know what’s missing next time it happens.

[🦋@tabatkins.com (bsky) @tabatkins]

I will forever be on team NoHello.

Saying "hey" to start the message is totally fine *so long as it's in the same message*, not sent separately so it gets my attention and now I have to wait for you to finish typing your actual question.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

LMAO

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛𝔞͛𝔫͛ ͛𝔚͛𝔥͛𝔢͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛ @brianwhelton]

Cat 1 cabling

[Davey Alba @daveyalba]

you guys. mastodon is FINE, or pretty good even. some starter tips (most of these c/o @mmasnick):

1. https://t.co/ChOo7qjta6 is the easiest tool so far to find and follow all your friends from Twitter who are on Mastodon

2. https://t.co/Y0SsxFFhVW lets you pin the main timeline

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

A 10 year old girl in LA wanted a unicorn license.

She wrote Animal Care, and they replied brilliantly. 🥰🥰

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Franklyn. He simply wants some cuddles. Not sure why that would be a problem. 14/10 he is just a baby

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tori. Sometimes she just gives up. And that's okay. 13/10

[Holly @lifeofablindgrl]

Can everyone please stop adding their Mastodon usernames to their Twitter names? It’s really frustrating for screen reader users. Hearing them being read out loud when scrolling down my timeline isn’t fun.

Add it to your bio or make a pinned tweet instead.

[Will Ngo @mrngoitall]

@annapickard And if you decide to go offline altogether, I totally understand and wish you all the best!

[Will Ngo @mrngoitall]

@annapickard I’ve been following you ever since I found out you were behind one of my favorite aspects of Slack (its fun, relatable personality). I hope you’ll keep us posted on where you’re going next so we don’t miss out on the next heartwarming Doozer/Sutro adventure thread. 😁🙏

[David Pogue @Pogue]

Unarmed Army veteran, enjoying a show at Club Q in Colorado Springs, single-handedly wrestled the 300-pound mass shooter to the ground and subdued him.

An incredible story of instinct and bravery that likely saved dozens of lives. https://t.co/SyXO7a90h6

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

It's not just that gay bars are supposed to be a safe space.

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

Imagine a circle laid flat on a table, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 80% red and 20% yellow, like a yellow pie slice.
You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops.
Where did it land?

[Will Ngo @mrngoitall]

@Waymo I don’t see the option to join the waitlist. I can only fill out the Trusted Tester survey (which I already did last year). Am I already on the waitlist?