Nic Olson

Father. Husband. Writer. Turkey sandwich enthusiast. (he/him)

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

Look… cartoons are great and I regret nothing.

[paige against the machine 🦖 @foulswampwitch]

Me: you ok?
@mrnicolson: yeah, I was just thinking about how much I like cartoons

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

@JasonRitter William! It’s 2 in the morning! Save it til the sun is up.

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

@McDonalds @LokiOfficial @MarvelStudios @DisneyPlus *melodically* Buh-buh bupbup buh- Bisexuals

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

@samreich The Hot & Spicy Deluxe- it’s where you have the knight take the Queen while you eat a juicy hot & spicy pickle and spill just a little juice on the board.

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

@_KrisWilson_ I do love the content warning because if I had just scrolled upon this, I’d have passed it without thinking but because of the warning, I had to go out of my way to see it so now it’s actually own my fault it’s in my head, not yours. I hate it- thank you.

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Not unless we put on the best damn talent show this town has ever seen

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I have one goal for the new year and I think it's doable

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Anyone else notice how the tiles are diagonal to allow the bishops to move straight down the aisle?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

[If/When/How: Lawyering for Reproductive Justice @ifwhenhow]

Abortion is freedom. It means sovereignty over our own bodies and moral agency to direct our own lives. Abortion is a public good. It protects the health and wellbeing of individuals, families, and communities.

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

You guys ever make fun of a spineless politician of Facebook and his BTK-looking supporters tell you about two new conspiracy theories?

“What about the 2030 agenda?… it isn’t a metaverse video game”

“Liberals don’t know about the great reset”

Time to read some bullshit!

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

Me: *sees possum out the window* Hey- a possum.
@foulswampwitch: *dead sprints out the door barefoot and in a pencil skirt into the morning rain down our rural street*
Me: …
Her: *runs back into the house and emerges in flats with a plate of cat food*
Me:…

[Kate Hewson @katejhewson]

The most dramatic moment in 21st Century literature

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

@foulswampwitch

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

“Hipsters love grandmas”

-@foulswampwitch on why my brother should have gotten that teacup

[Nic Olson @mrnicolson]

Hey @Lin_Manuel- When Isa in “Encanto” mentions being “madly, truly, deeply in the moment,” is it because she’s using her powers to grow a… savage garden?