Mr. Not Technoblade

RP ACCOUNT!! English Teacher #classtwt

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Twitter for Android? Cringe 😬

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I want nothing more than to go to Boston on December 16th of some year in my life, solely to pour a bottle of tea into the harbor.

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Named my stomach “Budapest” because it’s the capital of Hungry.

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@wilbursth 6. 4 if I’m feeling spicy.

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I have a theory that Purpled is only doing lore now because he made a promise to do it if they got Lil Nas X on the server for a tour.

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// Stream Pog https://t.co/RBHNCbdX2R

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In today’s episode of “why did I say that?”:

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@mrtommyinnit Bro🥺 I love you too, dude.

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@mrtommyinnit @notmrvurb Don’t ask questions, brother.

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A poem for @notmrvurb

Damn Shawty, are you two wooden planks and two sticks? Cause you make me a hoe

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I hate all men. But when Tubbo

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@philzabot @IAmTantho Ouch.

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@beettwt Tubbo.

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@notmrvurb Uh oh. Rest a lot, drink sprite, and eat saltines. Best way to get over sickness and prevent vomiting

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@notmrvurb Yer a wizard, ‘urby

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@notmrvurb Ah. How the actual fuck did you do that?

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Me resetting my computer because I accidentally got some stupid spam “virus blockers” downloaded when I misclicked. 🤡✌️

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@NyaWitchy I do too. Nuerodivergent brain go brrrrr.

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Bitches be all “oh...you have acrylic nails?😬” yeah bitch, what about it? I’m so sorry that I can’t glee my natural nails out because my anxiety disorder and ADHD cause me to chew them off. My bad. I’ll learn to be nuerotypical.

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