macrovelli

super gremlin

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Caitlin was out there playing with a bunch of smush parkers

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People worried about painted nails while same time we’ve got grown men ripping vapes on zoom meetings

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@ChampRDS @ColbyCovMMA 10-8 Colby

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@WorldWideWob When did he know he was the next Michael Jordan

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@taylor_malm @MarinersONTap This is the right take

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The amount of money I’d pay to have another one of those bean burrito / enchiladas they were serving at Pinewood Elementary in the early 2000s

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@kevculala @AlaskaAir Delta would never

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AB for President #AB24

[AB @AB84]

💀👈🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾👈🏾👉🏾

[macrovelli @mroctober_]

You don’t even need context for this tweet to be funny

[JRod/Ant-Man Fan Club ⚾️🏀 @JRodFanClub]

@KFCBarstool @Prez You cheated on your pregnant wife. Sit this one out Mr. moral compass.

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Talk to me in thousands

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@_edwingm 🫤

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This is funnier than anything Pusha T ever did or said

[six 🇬🇭 @Sixfever]

Lmao drake ain’t shit for this

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It’s a great day to be a dog

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@Ryan1h3Lions Bro blocked me for telling the truth 🤧 stay on that side

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@Ryan1h3Lions Talked a lot of shit first half. You were quiet af when the M’s played well second half. Now talking shit when it’s a wrap - congrats, you’re a bitch!

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No story no glory

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S/o all the girls who fw PND

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We don’t say thank you or please when it’s already understood

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This life shit been so beautiful to me lately

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Know I needed love but I think I value the hate more