Matt Roeber

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

@Adam_clayton013 San Antonio, TX, please 🙏🏼

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

This is just bonkers. Wtaf.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

@waze please bring back Master Chief back to Waze!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This is freedom??

To be shot at a mall? Shot at school? Shot at church? Shot at the movies?

We have become a nation that is more focused on the right to kill than the right to live.

This is not what the American people want. Do your damn job, Congress.

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

@DineshDSouza @washingtonpost Jack Teixeira may not be the hero that you think he is.

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

@DineshDSouza @washingtonpost “He yells a series of racial and antisemitic slurs into the camera, then fires several rounds at a target.” @washingtonpost

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

Thanks Alan Silvestri for spending 1,850 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to The Avengers. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/t4rwrP371j

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

How Franklin Graham pushed a domestic abuse victim to return to her husband https://t.co/ZjiTOqx3wj

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

I had a dream last night that NASCAR started doing road rallies across the US by repairing damaged roads & building baseball diamonds with bleachers so fans could watch the race. It would be cool to see NASCAR give back to communities & repair highways across the country…#dream

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

Last night before going to bed my teenage son referred to Iron Man’s Hulk Buster armor as thick iron man. #funny #IronMan

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

@ryanarey @JamesGunn 💯

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

Hospital bureaucracy is fascinating. The people who tell you it cannot be done are amazingly the people who have to get it done after an order from a doctor. Truly amazing.

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

@DavidChancellor You can never go wrong with Tigers blood. 💯

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

I thought today was Saturday & went about my business like it was Saturday. I felt really good about myself and all that I had accomplished for a Saturday then was informed it was really Friday. I’m re-examining my life now to try and figure out where it all went wrong. #friday

[Matt Roeber @mroeber]

Really happy for Matt Stafford 🥲