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[goro shimura @mrohene]

@Nig_BMT Them dey do if my grandmother had wheels 😭

[goro shimura @mrohene]

@toosuuu One thing people don’t get is that being the best isn’t the same as being the greatest, goodness is how far you develop as a player and greatness is how much you achieve which definitely depends on your circumstances

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Talk about a land of opportunity man. Anything is possible in Nigeria fr 🙏🏾

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Fake agency set up in office of Nigeria's president - he demands to know how https://t.co/24ugCSpNtW

[goro shimura @mrohene]

It’s not autism, if you know how to type you can usually tell which letter you mistyped because your finger didn’t quite land in the right place

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

A person in front of me typed a wrong password.

Then he moved 7 characters to the left, edited one character and it was correct.

The levels of autism I couldn’t imagine.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

Egypt it’s time to pick up that ECOWAS forms, don’t worry about geography

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Just say he’s too old for your taste and be free but you’d rather make up stories about how only a weird person would express interest in someone going for a morning jog, my favourite gender has done it again 😭

[goro shimura @mrohene]

@choomieTM Hmm in that case they need to be fasting because we can't keep doing this

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Another 80th minute bottle job 👍🏾

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Has to be a skit 🤣

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The match officials for @FIFAWorldCup match 97 have been appointed. 🤝

[goro shimura @mrohene]

It's funny because it's true

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Every once in a while you have to be asking yourself whether you’re optimising your behaviour for those who like you or against those who don’t.

[goro shimura @mrohene]

You people are genuinely weird and rationalising your fearoism, the funny thing is that nobody who is genuinely interested in you will be happy to hear this is how you’re reciprocating their interest because it’s obviously criminal behaviour

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

Longtime followers might recognize the Pretend He’s Dead method, where you enjoy your time together while it’s happening and then part ways as if that is the last time you will ever hear from them because they are deceased. No reaching out, no waiting. He died! RIP to him!!!

[goro shimura @mrohene]

@_afi_s Oh don’t be shy to say it

[Skibi’s Hub🇪🇸🇪🇸 @okigbochisom]

One time I texted this girl “how are you”
And she replied “fine”
I didn’t say anything and she came back after 2 hours and said “and you”

Na when I clock say everybody know wetin dey dey do

[goro shimura @mrohene]

They’re going to receive sanctions tomorrow morning like crazy

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Four goals herh

[Klaus🇸🇳 @ndiayouz11]

Le Brésil dépuis qu'il n y a plus de "inho* dns leurs équipes

[sedi🧘🏾 @bluegerberas]

I raise you “I shut off my brain when my man is around”. You are an ADULT you foolish goat

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Matty please okay 😭

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Ahahaha ain’t noooo way brother

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Kind of free kick dreams are made of 🥲

[goro shimura @mrohene]

Hahahahaha what a crazy comeback 😭