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Xavier University ‘21 || happy friday

[bidonica ❗ @bidonica1]

From the comments

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

Sometimes I close my eyes and can hear Jeff Probst shout, “That’s how you do it on Survivor!” just as I finish updating a spreadsheet.

[The Killers @thekillers]

Happy Mr. Brightside anniversary to all who celebrate. https://t.co/hBwkUKYFV7

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

“Sorry, I can’t come to work today, it’s my people’s highest holiday.”

[꩜ @laylology]

do NOT speak to me until i've had my sourdough toast with pesto and ripe slices of heirloom tomato sprinkled with red pepper flakes and a little bit of maldon salt

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

im a social vegan, i avoid meet

[worm @somethinglovely]

sum advice

[sophia @levisgfreal]

joe keery renaissance one of my favorite times of the year

[erms 🌸 @mrotek33]

This sounds like a Parks and Rec scene that was never aired

[Metro @MetroUK]

Witnesses claimed they saw a man 'dressed as an old lady' jump out of a wheelchair yesterday and attempt to smash the glass case at the Louvre in Paris, France 🇫🇷

He then proceeded to:

🗣 'smear cake on the glass and throw roses everywhere before being tackled by security.'

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

The prices at Bob’s Burgers are so reasonable and people do not talk about this enough.

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

NFTs 100% sound like a scam Tom and Jean-Ralphio would be responsible for.

[erms 🌸 @mrotek33]

@NickCageMovie Forget National Treasure. This will be a worldwide treasure for generations.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[🧚🏽‍♀️ 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔞.𝔢𝔱𝔥 🧚🏽‍♀️ @pareenasumbli]

rest in peace princess diana, i know you would have loved pete davidson