Twisted P

god made him simple. science made him a god.

[Twisted P @mrpantskhaki]

Woke up an Optemist

[Twisted P @mrpantskhaki]

NOT BY bebe rehxa…

[Harry @harrhz66]

WASHING HANDS AND WEARING A MASK AND IT IS HALLOWEEN

[Gaysön Thotsdóttir @Yogalnstructor]

When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Don’t be sad when celebrities die. Death is natural and they go to heaven with my old teacher 😇

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

Brian Wilson’s iPhone Duo

[Twisted P @mrpantskhaki]

Playstation 5 promised to make me stronger.

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Bernie Mac's DJ keeps playing a 440Hz pure sine tone

[cav empty @cavempty_]

the obelisk gives you strength but overdo it and you will lose everything

[Twisted P @mrpantskhaki]

A limu emu themed blowjob with no doug

[Twisted P @mrpantskhaki]

Tetanus is treatable right?

[4D Monopoly Man @TehSorceror]

gen z is trying to cancel monster mash - not on my watch!

[Twisted P @mrpantskhaki]

@TehSorceror Nothing bad has happened to me ever in my life.

[Twisted P @mrpantskhaki]

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender

[Twisted P @mrpantskhaki]

If those hands touched ‘play’ on a Maroon 5 song, they can serve me!

[Twisted P @mrpantskhaki]

We’re drinking Prince of Darkness. We’re drinking Prince of Darkness from the movie Prince of Darkness