MrPayney

Supporter of @SussexCCC and @CambridgeUtdFC. Player of badminton. Can recite the alphabet backwards. Loves afternoon naps, cakes, and Oxford commas

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@SharonTBrook It was a fairly large coffee shop but sparsely populated at the time. A smaller venue would have restricted the available walking space

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There are two blokes in this coffee shop, both talking animatedly on their phones and pacing up and down in sync. I’d like to think they’re on the phone to each other

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Thank you to the wonderful @KTTunstall for a brilliant evening at @dlwp

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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The magnificent African lion at @ColchesterZoo 🦁

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Delicious! 😋

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@nationaltrust @BodiamCastleNT @southeastNT Very well! It’s only ten minutes away and yesterday’s weather gave me the perfect excuse for yet another visit 😊

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Beautiful Bodiam Castle 😍 @BodiamCastleNT @nationaltrust @southeastNT

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@southeastNT @sheffieldparkNT @nationaltrust Thank you – it couldn’t have been better! ☀️🍁🍂

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My favourite season and the perfect weather to visit the beautiful @sheffieldparkNT @southeastNT @nationaltrust

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Beautiful autumnal colours @sheffieldparkNT @southeastNT @nationaltrust

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@kefalari22 Sad but true 😂

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Payney No-Mates 😀

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@Susiesparkle London Victoria. I was late getting home due to someone being hit by a train ☹️

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Old man on a train 😀

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The old man and the sea 😀

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Home at last, after a drive home accompanied by some spectacular lightning

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Shame I need to leave home by 7.30am 😱

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Should be home by 2am 🤞

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Should be home by 2am 🤞

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This sounds a little more encouraging

[Southeastern @Se_Railway]

⚠️ONGOING: A person has been hit by a train between #Tonbridge and Ashford International:
🛤️We hope for the line towards Ashford to reopen within the next 30 minutes so services can resume.
ℹ️ More information: https://t.co/p8JsBm1vdQ