matt is not here

[matt is not here @mrperki]

Thanks to a wealthy benefactor I am now on the “nice weather” app, also as mrperki. Please join me on what I am sure will be a flawless social media experience that won’t turn into a cesspool of hate and misinformation in two years or less.

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@j_mcelroy A product so specifically targeted to you it is practically bespoke

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@robertjbennett To me he looks like Tim Heidecker’s older brother

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 955

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Why does this app make sad little robot noises now actually never mind I know the answer

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@j_mcelroy Port Moody has a port and is moody (especially today), check and mate

[dan nguyen 🐮 @dancow]

This is a Supreme Allied Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Force:

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Side Salad Clearly Made From Hamburger Toppings https://t.co/f2VzZYn8vX

[illy bocean @IllyBocean]

for a guy who’s been cancelled or silenced or whatever, I sure do have to hear what this motherfucker thinks every day of my goddamned life

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

HAND UM OVER - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

Friendly reminder that the mountain, lake and provincial park are all named for a 19th century Italian revolutionary who never set foot in B.C., for no other reason than a British captain who was surveying Howe Sound thought he was a pretty cool dude

[Francisco González @GrundislavGames]

Lamplight City is 40% off on Steam until October 3rd!

Not going to lie: sales have been abysmal this month. It's been the worst-selling month in the game's history.

Help spread the word with a RT or quick endorsement, or better yet, buy a copy!

Link in my bio.

[Leah ProudLakota (she/her) @LeahGazan]

All of my love is with survivors, families, and communities on this National Day for Truth and Reconciliation.

If you are a survivor who needs support, please contact the 24 Hour Residential School Crisis Line at 1-866-925-4419

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@anne_theriault They both make excellent points but I gotta give this one to the dad for excellent use of pedantry *bangs gavel*

[Evan Dahm @evandahm]

lol weaponizing ableist identity politics discourse against the famously mentally healthy "artist" population

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@paulandstorm @hankgreen You are what you eat

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@ChloeCondon Tag yourself I’m wearing the bucket because my hair is a mess

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All gone!

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If you’re a mutual and you want a bl[_]esky invite code, DM me, I have three right now. First come first served

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