Peter More

I was the 3rd tallest person (he/him) I knew until I went to the Netherlands. I was also the 3rd funniest until I became a comedian (ho/hum).

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

New idea: OnlyFans, but for people who hate you and they pay to see your worst work and pics where you look terrible.

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

80% of Dutch trains have WiFi. And on 30% of those it works

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

That was a cute little parade the Americans had. I'm pretty sure they left more men and ordinance in Vietnam.

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

I just watched The Skull, which is about the haunted skull of the Marquis de Sade reeking havoc from beyond the grave. I so wanted this movie to be called 120 Minutes of Noggin

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

Looks like I saved myself a fortune by being indifferent to Oasis.

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

Not enough people are talking about spoingalblanking

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

Timeline 2064: Football finally comes home to find England has shacked up with Rollerball.

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

Cup-level Football: 11 young millionaires chasing a pig skin
Eton: 11 young millionaires chasing a pig skin

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

Ruin a movie by mentioning the sequel...

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

@Ottojizzmark Roubles

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

Of course he doesn't want them actually storming onto the beach and killing n*zis. He's got very few friends left as it is

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Who are they fighting? Nemo? The landed on the beaches not walked into the fucken sea you utter clackwanker

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

This tweet is not gaslighting you

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

This yapp wants me to celebrate 15 years since I joined X. But I didn't join X, I joined Twitter and it disintegrated around me! #MyXAnniversary

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

I'm British and we seem to apologise for everything. Except the stuff we stole to put in our museums

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

I, personally, am looking forward to "Broom closet of the Antechamber of the Parliament of the Capital of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes"

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

There is already too much plot in this porno

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

Simon Cary is an English actor known for his roles as Westley in The Princess Bride (1987), Robin Hood in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993), and Dr. Lawrence Gordon in the Saw film series. #RuleOfThree

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

I'm going to live tweet the day after I didn't give a shit about Eurovision

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

#dis

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

63 Earths can fit inside Uranus.

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

@fatboyfat Not sure I could have handled that

[Peter More @mrpetermore]

Throw back to the time I threw my back out throwing Bach back through the back window