Winner of TVs dating show ‘Love Royale’, Runner up on TVs ‘APEC Gladiators’, Stay-at-home Grandson, ditch enthusiast, 41 years old, engaged, can tie shoelaces.
Delighted to announce that the nice man on the market sold me my first console since 1993: The Eggbox 1 Egg. It is quite clearly wireless, which is exciting, but how do I switch it on? Hashtag.
Happy Birthday to my dearest Onion. I have some flowers for you for when I can see you. To celebrate your birthday I have prepared a poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Birthday Onion,
Yes.