Hello, this is Peter.

Winner of TVs dating show ‘Love Royale’, Runner up on TVs ‘APEC Gladiators’, Stay-at-home Grandson, ditch enthusiast, 41 years old, engaged, can tie shoelaces.

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@Lozzabean_ @KikiLoweLive Hello, this is Peter

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@AustinAttack ...yes.

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Delighted to announce that the nice man on the market sold me my first console since 1993: The Eggbox 1 Egg. It is quite clearly wireless, which is exciting, but how do I switch it on? Hashtag.

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Thought for the day: When life gives you lemons, consume them before they go mouldy. Hashtag.

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@AustinAttack I know.

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Happy Birthday to my dearest Onion. I have some flowers for you for when I can see you. To celebrate your birthday I have prepared a poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy Birthday Onion,
Yes.

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Hashtag.

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@AustinAttack Yes.

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@AustinAttack My onion

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Hello, this is Peter, from Peterborough. I’ve been advised by the community hour person to make this tweetling. Hashtag.