Mrplory

So average it’s scary

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@BladeoftheS “They hang the man
And flog the woman
Who steals the goose
From off the common

But let the greater
Villain loose
Who steals the common
From the goose.

[Oliver @OWS1892]

A cabinet of poisonous cunts who chose to exploit a national emergency, and plunder the exchequer for personal enrichment without a single thought for the safety of the people they serve.

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@SenseSimon Public sector pension pot has a 7 billion surplus ( it costs nothing, it is an unfunded pension paid for by its members).
Tax doesn’t fund pensions anyway.

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@963Halc As soon as England scored, I said to the wife, ‘that’s it, they’ll camp out round the goal and try and defend for the rest of the game and they’ll concede at least 1 goal’
I can’t be arsed with football .

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@ATLCWorker Like that stuff that comes out of an old radiator when you drain it,

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@benjaminbutter Totally untrue.
No tax, not a penny is paid to the retired.
Try again

[Alastair Morgan @AlastairMorgan]

This PPE situation, with no one held accountable, is so, so typical of Britain and the British.

It just goes on and on and on and on ad nauseam in every fucking scandal, again and again and again.

And then they have the nerve to talk about "British Justice"!

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@SueSuezep Interesting that no bookies are offering odds on him not contesting Clacton.
I reckon his arse has gone now he’s being properly looked at and was going to put a tenner on him not standing.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Of course Farage turned down Close Protection from the Metropolitan Police’s Protection Command. They are POLICE OFFICERS. The last thing Farage wanted was policeman aware of where he was going and who he was meeting.

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@BenGoldsmith @DavidBMason1 Thatcher sold the fishing rights.

[Bob Hudson @Bob__Hudson]

Everyone is on Farage’s case now. How about a hat tip to @BylineTimes who have been exposing him and his nasty gang for years and years.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

You're being brainwashed to fear a Muslim takeover so you won't realize Israel already has.

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@barneyfarmer It’s the scooby doo style running in and out of the trees beforehand that did it for me; that and imagining him shrieking, ‘oooooooo’ as he was doing it.
Definitely not funny.

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@ianrich15813274 I think they dab a little bit of shit on their top lip.
Smelling it curdles their faces up like that- it’s the expression of disgust.

[Brexit Air Cargo PLC @Jemmy_Wood2]

The irony of receiving an email from Severn Trent Water asking me to conserve water when they lose 400 million litres of water a day through leaks and aging infrastructure. How about stop paying your shareholders and use that money to fix our system that you have allowed to rot?

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

[David @Zero_4]

Performative patriotism

He’ll wear the shirt but dodge the tax

#bbclaurak

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@acronym_man @BlackDumpling OG rap artists had something real to say. There’s a social/political element to it which made it important (even to a metal head like me)
Then it became mainstream and turned to shite.

[Mrplory @Mrplory1]

@milified I wonder if the very act of scrabbling around trying to be ‘healthy’ increases your stress levels to such an extent you make yourself sick?