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prestige hater | 6'5 Button Masher | BBC Provider

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@SeeDaviGo Bought one of the recreations my friend recommended and it's worth every penny. Can't wait for fall so I can wear it some more

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@broskiFGC Really hopeful for a normal campaign of some kind and maybe a better plan for FG skins....I can live without new stages being guaranteed if skins are more plentiful. And maybe slightly faster balance patches. Not likely but....I still hope

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Motorcycle is cool and the general gameplay looks fun, lame artistic design aside. I probably won't be playing this game anymore but I'm happy for the people that are excited.

[Overwatch Cavalry @OWCavalry]

New #Overwatch Hero Gameplay Trailer 🔺

Armed with dual semi-auto pistols, an omnidirectional dash, and a motorcycle she can throw, Shion thrives in dangerous situations with nothing to lose and everything to gain.

💥 New DPS Hero Available: June 16

[protagonistic @mrprotagonistic]

"You tell that Chinese white bitch"

You niggas are so deeply unserious.

[BIG MALCOLM X PLAY COUSIN @Omowale99949437]

@WrasslinRyan Those are white people

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@buggestNOcas IM SO SICK OF THIS FUCKASS HAIRDO THERE ARE OTHER LOCK STYLES

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There is no logical or in universe reason for this robot to have tiddies or a human face.

Blizzard is artistically bankrupt and the allegations of that company being a frat house are forever true.

5th Japanese character in a game about a global hero force btw 😳👺

[Overwatch Cavalry @OWCavalry]

First Look at Shion in #Overwatch 🔺

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@tonystatovci Not only do they reveal it in the messiest was possible, they didn't even give her a clear reason for unlocking it. It's ambiguously because Boruto's situation makes her sad but they don't even give that weight...like the kinda wait of a loved one dying...

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@amfokamina @PlayOverwatch This is word for word how I feel. We could be swimming in crazy designs. Big ogre ladies, small goblin ladies, fucked up Junker ladies with robo limbs, crazy neurotic ladies with schizophrenic tendencies.....literally anything but another hot femme fatale. We got like 5.

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@sundaytesudo @amfokamina @PlayOverwatch 1) sorry for upsetting you by having a negative opinion on the billion dollar company.

2) I'll accept that goonbait is a bit extreme

3) a masculine omnic with a cool robot face PROVES MY POINT. Blizzard only uses women to sell skins and pander to gooners and that is LAME

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@GlamourPone @sundaytesudo @amfokamina @PlayOverwatch I'm not justifying anything. People see a roster of nothing but conventionally pretty people and assume that's the only way things can/should be. Some people however see artistic merit in breaking norms and having some people be a bit ugly or weird.

Target audience be damned.

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@sundaytesudo @amfokamina @PlayOverwatch She's goonbait because this design has no reason to be this conventionally pretty. Overwatch 1 has a femme fatale in the base roster. Blizzard knows that there's millions to be made from people who wanna play this game 1 handed and designing characters around that is boring.

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@1117tatakae @amfokamina @PlayOverwatch Genuinely more interesting. Maybe a different face pattern but yeah. This is a lot less generic.

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@sundaytesudo @amfokamina @PlayOverwatch She could fit that archetype without lipstick...or lips....or an emoting face despite talking from her neck and listening with her....ears??

Suspension of disbelief isn't on the audience to convince themselves...it's on the authors to convince us. Goon bait isn't convincing.

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Apparently if we can't imagine fucking the pretty robot woman, it won't sell. The only good thing about this reveal is talking from her neck. Which makes zero sense, considering they animated her mouth to emote with teeth anyway. But fuck it. Gotta make that porn money.

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Blizzard is led by cowards. Male Omnics can't have faces but female Omnics are MANDATED to have the same pretty woman face as every other femme Hero released after Ashe.

Get a fuckin grip. This game going f2p is the worst things that's happened to its hero designs.i

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

You think you can step to Shion and live to tell about it? 😈

Join Shion, our newest Hero and the Hashimoto Clan’s most terrifying elder, as she faces off against Sojourn in our latest Hero Trailer, End of the Line.

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@MalikMcYeet I'm so curious what "think piece" could possibly be made about someone prepping for a dinner date...what is there to say??

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@JH_Maxninja Dead ass people are so boring af. These are the same people that would let 3rd Strike(arguably one of the best fighting games of all time) flop cause it swapped Zangief for Hugo.

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Everyone is wrong. This roster is GAS. Head to toe, banger for banger. The same people complaining are the ones who wouldn't play 3rd Strike cause Remy "stole Guile's moves"

[Street Fighter 6 @StreetFighter]

Year 4 of #StreetFighter6 welcomes Tifa from the FINAL FANTASY VII Remake Series!

🗡️ Yasmine - August 3, 2026
💨 Arjun - Autumn 2026
☄️ Tifa - Early 2027
👊 Bosch - Spring 2027

Brand new characters, a guest character, and the second protagonist from World Tour are ready!

[protagonistic @mrprotagonistic]

I did this for MF DOOM at my current job(bar security)

[Cymorg Comics @CyMorgComics]

I have never seen a grown man more excited before or since