Tim Wilder

Dad, night shifter, general D&D nerd. Lots of retweets, not a lot of posts. He/him.

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

There needs to be a genre of music made entirely of sampled and remixed metal songs called Scrap Metal.

[John Wiswell @Wiswell]

is paul bunyan a kaiju

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@SamSykesSwears My local Chili's closed down a few months ago, supposedly due to the pandemic, though I'm guessing the portal is the real culprit here.

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@snickelsox The existence of Aireth implies the existence of a Fireth, Eartheth, and Watereth.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Please let me know if you find any good dumpsters there.

[AutomaticGiraffe @AutoGiraffe2]

Doodling in class again

[G: The Robot Dad @GardenMinister]

@StrahdVonZ

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

i will hadoken the almighty

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@dzewt @SageAdviceDnD @JeremyECrawford PHB p189 "You can take a bonus action only when a special ability, spell, or other feature of the game states that you can do something as a bonus action. You otherwise don't have a bonus action to take." Get a Sorc/Wiz friend for Dragon's Breath for better results.

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@Dash_of_Nerd @SageAdviceDnD The entries in feats take effect when you first pick up the feat. If you argue for the +30 ft bonus when you're given Mage Hand by a class later, you could also conceivability argue an extra +1 for a mental stat.

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

🐦🐦 BIRBS! 🐦🐦 https://t.co/AlIdKWt8qj

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@chaoswolf1982 @StrahdVonZ Came here for this exact exchange. 10/10, was not disappoint.

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@snickelsox I lol'd for real. Well done sir.

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@DarkLordAzalin My 8 yr old on weekend visits is the only other person to come into my apartment in months, so I know that feeling quite well. :-/

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

*wipes tear* It's beautiful.

[The Floor is Dungeon @DungeonFloor]

I’m gonna need America to make a Constitution saving throw please

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@DarkLordAzalin You mean we had the life drained from us, but we don't care because even though we're dead we still have things to do?

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@TheAndyOrem 8oz is the diner standard coffee cup size. Its also too small. I personally use this heckin chonk of a mug (20oz) for coffee.

[Tim Wilder @mrprotoman]

@serialboxpub Telekinesis, Science, Clones. So long as I don't end up with evil clones with Telekinesis, this'll be fun.