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regular dad

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@orangebloods_ @themicahrhodes Klein “OAH”?

[MrP @mrpsfw]

Do you like my fur?

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

It sucks to say it, but the default is overweight, dumb, and broke.

You don't live in a world where you have to hunt for your food and figure out how to survive.

You live in a world where - unless you decide to endlessly practice self-education, because schools do not teach you how to live a good life - you will automatically choose hyperpalatable foods, sit on your couch all day, and get the job that pays enough to survive because that's just what you were supposed to do.

[MrP @mrpsfw]

@TeslaCharging Even more reason to move!

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@CFBONFOX Mater dont know what's coming. Texas is going to wreck OU for years of disrespect. Horns Up!

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@WhiteHouse Thought the republican party was anti-socialism? My how things have changed. Boomers have never been more excited to eat the government boot.

[MrP @mrpsfw]

Colorado is stunning. What a majestic place.... minus the rude ass people in Denver.

[Aesthetic vibes @DNatives67667]

Autumn in Colorado 😲🍂

[MrP @mrpsfw]

@senex_official @GregAbbott_TX Just checked my Texas flag. Full staff.

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@greendragonhq I'll give it to Scott. The dude put his heart and soul into the republican party. But the party went sour, fast. Now he's just pushing govslop and Boomers have never fallen for a gay so fast.

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@TeslaCharging Nice! More supercharging is always a good thing.

[MrP @mrpsfw]

@CodyCarpentier This is the year!!! Go Horns!

[MrP @mrpsfw]

Who can even afford to go to Disney?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Disney raises peak single day ticket prices to $229.

[MrP @mrpsfw]

@SarcasticNomad1 Hang in there brotha

[MrP @mrpsfw]

Cows are enjoying Fall weather. Low 90s for a high are a pleasant change for them.

[MrP @mrpsfw]

Politics is wild. Loyalty be dammed, all that matters is power.

[Mr. P @MrPNectar]

Great stretch at the gym this morning

[MrP’s Feet @mrpfeet]

Last week Texas received a lot of rain. Yesterday I started mowing the property. It usually takes me about 2 days to mow the whole thing. I used to wear boots and jeans to mow, but now I say fuk it and just wear shorts and my trusty Olukais.

[MrP @mrpsfw]

Oh hey there 👋

[MrP @mrpsfw]

@IntCyberDigest AI will weed out the dumb.

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

One of the worst feelings in life is knowing you're meant for more and doing nothing about it.