Bro, I will wake up at 3 a.m. every morning and pick you up in NYC, then drive you to Philly myself if I have to. I will not let what happened to Kobe happen to you too, man ๐ฅบ
BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS:
- Realizing WWE is fake
- First heartbreak
- Marvins room
- Discovering family lore you never knew of
- Getting jacked
- Unemployed era
- Summer 2016 (you had to be there)
- OBJ catch
- Homies switching up on you
- Touching real money
- Understanding god exists
- Losing a pet
- Stronger than your dad
- Fumbling a 8/10 (great body) that liked you
- Covid warzone with the boys
- Realizing you might be goated
- November 2021
- Touching rim (10 ft)