liz

I have a thing for documentaries.

[liz @mrrhrr]

Why is this Leo from That 70s Show

[Savannimalz @savannimalz]

I’m sorry I’m very drunk and I forgot I ordered these

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

[𝐆𝐄𝐄𝐙𝐘✎ツ @YoungPiccasso]

@barstoolsports Showed up when they needed him most

[Bridget @realityreacts]

white blood cells when they see an infection

[Jeffery Werkins @JefferyWerkins]

rihanna’s baby in the womb rn
https://t.co/dz3p34LAPD

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The Queen died and the Birds made the Super Bowl. Never question her influence.

[The Reese's Guy⁷ @AndrewAthias]

"Go birds" - space

[Lexie Mannix, MD @ALMannixMD]

Seeing how much the world accepts that it’s impossible to move on after watching CPR really makes me think about how we (medical professionals, especially those who work in Emergency departments) are expected to just move on immediately after a code.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!"

Operator: "Where?"

Caller: "No, a regular one!"

[Casual UK @CasualUK_]

Exactly 1 year ago today, the £85 Grinch visited

[daniel elkind @DoubleEBooks]

if Willy Wonka was from New Jersey

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Win 2 tickets to @taylorswift13 in chicago .. June 2,2023 on the field .. I’ll pick one who retweets #HolidaysWithMarcus

[liz @mrrhrr]

@_Angel_young_ GABAGOOL

[carol (kins) 📚 @carolkinss]

If you or someone you know is a victim of sexual assault, or you simply just want to understand why women don’t speak up, watch Luckiest Girl Alive on Netflix.

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come out tonight i need to google diseases

[liz @mrrhrr]

I asked Alex what gift he could get me that would make me emotional and he responded “a really nice vacuum” and honestly it made me feel SEEN and UNDERSTOOD

[liz @mrrhrr]

My FBI agent working overtime this week. All of my ads have gone from engagement ring ads to wedding planning ads

[liz @mrrhrr]

I can’t wait to get married :)

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

when an evil witch puts a curse on gordon ramsey, turning him into a rat, and can only be broken by true loves kiss… instead of looking for love, he just accepts he’s a rat now, and makes hell’s kitchen for rats, but only remy from ratatouille applies:
https://t.co/LzyN2uLtzv

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

friend: just don't talk about the weather

[later]

date: what's wrong

me: [staring at the tornado heading towards us] n-nothing