ryan

🫠 don’t hassle me, I’m local / over prepared & under dressed / I might just be fine if I lost my mind / wabi sabi papi

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@zestydaddy At least it’s publicly available as well, So we can all put our savings into building an army to defend ourselves against the governments army of robot dogs.

[ryan @mrryansantos]

It’s amazingly dumb that a subscription to the New York Times cooking app doesn’t allow access to nytime cooking articles, often directly linked in the recipe in the app.

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@GeorgeTaylorG Against me

[Josh Ballew @FernBallew]

Not many people know this but Dill was in the middle of filming a line, got off his board and took this photo before finishing the line.

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

Akron in Robert Aldrich’s All the Marbles (1981)

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@zestydaddy @Srirachachau Hackers was 10/10

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Breaking: Donald Trump and Joe Biden have died at the same time

[Warp Records @WarpRecords]

25 years of ‘Windowlicker’ 🗓️
@AphexTwin

[ryan @mrryansantos]

I think this discourse may have fully broken me, my brain, all hope for humans, and any desire to look at the internet.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

A thread of DoorDash takes:

"I am entitled to DoorDash and can't eat a frozen dinner, because I am disabled and frozen food has 'histamines' in it."

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@jacksonglidden “Vinaigrette” the a & i always want to flip flop.

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@eaterpdx 💔

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@zestydaddy @timothypmurphy I see this type of truck at least 3 times a week on the road

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@zestydaddy @timothypmurphy Move to Portland, the amount of right hand side steering wheels and weird Japanese vans around here is unbelievable

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@zestydaddy Cavs crimson and gold makes this tough for me to swallow but otherwise agree!

[ryan @mrryansantos]

hell yeah

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Dodge charger races a grand marquis

[Amen Dunes @amendunes]

Somewhere in the middle of it all.

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@RandallGrahm @Popelouchum you grow all my dream grapes

[ryan @mrryansantos]

@donetodeath I feel like this is a TJ move taking out the garbage in Glendale

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Bartender: "You good enough to drive?"

Midwesterner: