MelBellySmell

50 something filterless chatterbox, mum to a teen with AuADHD, doing her best to survive the sandwich generation years without spending any of them in prison.

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@bfarrar7 @Mislein @KingBobIIV Why am I imagining some serial killer turning up with one in a jar asking for it to be screened?

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@TashP351 Costa once a year for a Christmassy gingerbread skinny latte.
Pepsi Max

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@PolygoniaSpec Was he being sarcastic? I suppose he could hardly say what I imagine he really thought 😂😂

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Jesus fucking wept! #bridgeoflies

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@Kevenlaw I wasn’t 100% sure but knew the other 2 were definitely wrong.

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Worst karaoke ever #albania #Eurovision

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@Olas76 Underwire

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@conangray shout out to the ladies who came round with the red filters before the concert tonight!

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@lady_valor_07 A pen which doesn’t work and another that someone has chewed the end off so, every time you try to use it the nib goes inside.

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@xViCkIx_ I don't know, she's been dead to me since she started walking David the Dog and leaving his poo everywhere.

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@MikeBales You go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home and you cry and you want to die.

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@thecataura Radish

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@MsH_Australia @CF_Farrow Ultra in an orange box.

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@Matt_Pinner Have you got anything savoury?

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@ice_crystal I was thinking similar things about Bradley Walsh. They both make me smile though so it could be worse.

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Is that Harvey Price? #totp

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@lady_valor_07 A definite 5 but can I have another half point if it was a wasp rather than a bee?

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@Gavaalar He'd have aced this task by designing something for his whippet.

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@barenakedladies 2007 Manchester (Womanchester, Chester of a child etc.)

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@dazgamesforlife @daz_black We only managed row R, it’s probably somewhere out next to the merch stall 😂 Oh well, at least I haven’t got as far to walk from the car.