emmey

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[emmey @mrs_lorey]

Cereal is a lot like wine, why pour a small bowl (or glass) when you know you’re going to go back for more.

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

I hate getting ready for bed.

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

@KFC_ES bring back the twister wrap

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

It’s crazy to me that on 9/10/24 our country was so divided and on 9/11/24 we remember the day we had to be united.

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

Travis Kelce is the pop album we needed.

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

A couple of falls ago I took a really bad fall and I’ve never felt the same physically.. or about fall. That’s just a little bit about me.

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

All I want to do is stay home and bake and cook all day. Is that too much to ask for??? Do I sound like a 1950s housewife? Maybe. But I at least want to eat all the goodies too, those girlies just made the treats for the men.

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

If Christmas music doesn’t give you the warm and fuzzies any day of the year, can simply can’t be friends.

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

imagine if the USA had the same pride to stand together every day and not just to win gold. it would be CRAZY!

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

do you think birds get water up their nose when they dive into the water for a fish?

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

TyTy’s been snoring for an hour so tomorrow when he wakes up and says he didn’t sleep (again) please know that he did in fact sleep & I have not. Again.

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

These days fun is driving around neighborhoods getting inspo for our next home

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

Hot take: putting bacon on a deli sandwich ruins it

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

If she doesn’t do you think Mr Lorey will and he’ll get me the anthology?

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

Do you guys think she’ll see my tweet?

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

Also i pre-ordered TTPD album & the anthology was not included. @taylorswift13 i love you to death but if im pre-ordering, i need the whole package (speaking for all who pre-ordered not just me)

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

When the afrin hits and you can breathe again. Praise be holy holy hallelujah

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

There is nothing better than when your friends kids like you so much they FaceTime you to invite you over #humblebrag

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

It’s April 14th and I have slept in my bed 3 times this month. 🥱🛌

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

look I did it!

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

I’ve decided I’m going to make myself start liking olives.

[emmey @mrs_lorey]

I’ve decided I’m going to make myself start liking olives.