Something Clever

Veteran, scientist, and nerd extraordinaire. Current mood: screaming into the void.

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Belated shoutout to the backup dancers for the Sweat and Blood Tour. 🙌🙌
GURLS. Seriously, yall are amazing.
Badass fire bitches ✅
Extreme levels of slay ✅
And that choreo for RIP?! The lift?!?!?! 😭
I am in awe 🖤🖤🖤 #MotionlessInWhite

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

She would have been alive right now if the President of the United States didn't start an illegal war to distract you from the fact that he got caught fucking kids

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

ThE aRt Of ThE dEaL, amiright? 🥴

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Understanding Trump's Surrender to Iran: A Quick Guide

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Why is my biohaz waste bucket just the best shade of purple rn?
Definitely didn’t show it to the stylist as a reference to dye my hair 🥴

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Me, Sunday: I’m gonna actually meal prep healthy meals for breakfast and lunches!

Universe, Monday: the fuck you are
*fridge makes a moose mating call and dies*

Me:

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Glimmers of discontent in rural Virginia

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Eavesdropping on the lab next to us and they are discussing how the one girl’s dog fractured a tooth eating yak cheese. #wut

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Really appreciate the lady that commented AI RECIPE on Pinterest so I could block and report faster. Good looking out, sister.

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

But I thought yall were the AmErIcA fIrSt party? 🥴

[Axios @axios]

GOP weighs health care moves to pay for Iran war https://t.co/E61SPT4wuv

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

War is not a f*cking video game.
War is not a f*cking video game.
War is not a f*cking video game.

Seven Americans are dead.

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Nothing can brighten my commute like yelling THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE in the car. 10/10 would recommend.

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

THEY’RE FRIENDS 😭😭😭

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Me finding out I have to wait til October for new Apothecary Diaries

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Republicans: We SuPpOrT the TrOoPs!
Also Republicans:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tuberville on 6 US troops being killed: "It's just unfortunate that happened, but it's war. It's gonna get worse before it gets better."

[JennyBear @JennyBear13]

@AP

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.” https://t.co/43FAFiyhJf

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

My boss: Have you analyzed that EV flow data yet? What’s it look like?

Me: THE DOW IS OVER 50,000 RIGHT NOW.

[/r/Army @rArmyReddit]

PSA: The VA rule change has public comments for the next 60 days on https://t.co/2RuNjGUEjZ

Please consider providing comment, even if it’s ’Fuck Doug Collins’

https://t.co/ZfcoEcxgjF

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

Every time I hear Kenny Hoopla I’m like damn, I forgot how much I like Kenny Hoopla. I’m here for the Hoopla.

[Something Clever @mrs_schang]

I feel his lil sploot in my bones.

[The Associated Press @AP]

A raccoon broke into a closed liquor store and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. An employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.