K** the eldest has been singing that same old song to his dad the past one year. The lyrics goes like that….
I HATE YOU DAD…
YOU DON’T LOVE ME…
Guess how old is that kiddo? 18 fucking years old. Not 8 years old. You’ve got a lot of growing up to do, kiddo 😼
I just issued a strike to the eldest right in his face for being disrespectful towards me. Feeling pretty empowered….
Chest up, butt out, and hold my head high, just so that my “stepmom” crown wouldn’t fall off 💃
While in Japan….
Mr. Adkison coughs as we were walking on the street….
Me: Swallow it like a good girl. Don’t you spit it out. 😂😂😂
Mr. Adkison: Love it when you say that. Love it even more when you do it 😼🙀🙄
Husband: K** is just in the web of his mom
Me: No, he is still sucking on his mama’s tits. 18 years old and still wouldn’t let go of his mama’s titis. But his mom is not producing milk any longer, that’s why he’s got all her venom from her tits instead.
Woke up yesterday morning
Me: I’ve got a nightmare
Husband: I’ve got a nightmare too. I dreamt that you were angry with me.
Me: That’s exactly my nightmare. I dreamt that I was freaking mad at you
Husband: Why do you have to sneak your nightmare into my dream?? 😅😼😹
Conversation with the husband while in Japan
Me: Youbo, I’ve got a very painful poop
Husband: You’ve got to drink more water
Me: That’s not going to help. I’m gonna go to the onsen to cook my poop to soften it
Husband: Joke of the year on new year day 2026 😂😅🤣
Dear God, are you just making use of me to teach him how to be a better father? Did you just put us together for me to be his parenting coach????!!!! WTF???!!!!! You must be kidding me right?
In the toilet after 3 days of constipation
Me: Baby, my butt hole hurts so bad, I need some cream for that.
Husband: is there blood?
Me: Yes, I need a bandage on my butt hole
Husband: I’ll have a look later and see how deep the wound is. Your poop is dangerous
Me: 🙀😳😼