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[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[miia @miiagarro]

being a girl is hard, you always want to either buy something, slap someone, lose weight or eat something sweet

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

plz don't ask me common sense questions cause i get mad fast

[໊ @cdoll]

me after a day of socialization

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When I click "Start free trial" and they're asking for my credit card details

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

he did this in front of the hoes and they loved it. this man was unstoppable.

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

We used to be a proper country

[• @yducknow]

how I felt after putting “etc” next to the only example I could come up with

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

the best of both worlds

[crittur @miwwmiu]

First of all I don’t remember

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

he ate so bad

[Jaylen @lifewithjaylen]

I’ll squeeze a hot pocket on a bitch back for playing with me