mrsa

being a cat owner is my most dominant personality trait. @ElCazadorRiley

[mrsa @mrsariley_]

i fell asleep and just woke up to her watching me

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true crime podcasters will talk about human beings being brutally killed with no emotion and then cry about the fact that a dog was found at the scene and witnessed everything

[mrsa @mrsariley_]

same

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mango just making sure i know that he’s still here

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i will love you forever, honey. you’ve left such a big hole in my heart.

[mrsa @mrsariley_]

my only friend (even though we fist fight once a week)

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no one on tik tok knows how to get to the point

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my psychiatrist: which pharmacy do you use?
me: *tells her my entire life story in the past 6 months*

[mrsa @mrsariley_]

what is it about an iced coffee without a ton of ice that makes it so unappetizing to me lol

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@lilquagsire truly

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a grown man let me know that i ruined his day by sitting in my parking spot for a couple minutes to reply to a text just for him to find an open spot two spots over from me

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goodnight luv u

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there’s this whole group of people on tik tok who look at a comment section, see that what they want to say has already been commented 857 times, and then they still post it anyways

[mrsa @mrsariley_]

watching some tv with the kids

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@mariahlleonard mine always hurt when i don’t have anything on them for the first time in a while. i couldn’t get through washing the dishes the other day because the hot water touching them was excruciating lol

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@UrbanDecay mango!!

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he’s a big dummy but he’s my big dummy

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