Ms. Beatrice💕

twitter’s MILF

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

feeling like a MILF today 😎

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

i am a job fearing woman

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

Do you remember when you joined twitter? I do!

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

free will is my own personal black tar heroin

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

you can always unfollow, but you can never un-nut 💯

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

desperately need a glass, or maybe a bottle of wine. but like to the head. i need to be knocked out. i need to be hit in the head with the bottle of glass wine.

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

I would love to drink a beer with him

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

need a trip sitter after taking one (1) hit of the pen.

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

thing about me is i will use 8 hours of pto for a 30 minute obgyn appointment.

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

bojangles honey mustard could cure anything

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

had my first glass of eggnog

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

first eggnog tweet of the year : craving eggnog.

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

it’s always so scary to bring up el*n musk to the guy you’re seeing for the first time

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

there needs to be a beer wrapped, like just how many michelob ultras did i consume this year ? i’m guessing 785 but i need to know for sure.

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

harley quinn costume in 2023 is literally foul and you should be embarrassed

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

hot boxing my covers with my lethal ass tonight

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

love me them sour mfs

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

it is my God given right to not let this military man take harbor in my home!

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

i eat sour candy in my bed a lot all things considering

[Ms. Beatrice💕 @mrsbeatric]

thst one white girl who doesn’t play about michelob ultras