jess bailey

Cat mom, dog mom, Henry mom.

[𝐣𝐫𝐠 🎃 @jessakah_]

I keep seeing people ask how millennials are the only people who can see through the online bullsht. And I’ll tell you how. Bc we didn’t always have the internet but once we did, every single school paper needed 10 reliable website sources and none could be Wikipedia or a dot com

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

god it must feel so good not to give a shit about other people — to be liberated from the burden of defending even your own self-interest.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

America isn’t better than this lol. This is exactly what this country is.

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[kit! ꒰^. .^꒱Ⳋ @c0fflnchange]

fart has endorsed butt

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Third time I’ve voted against that racist, sexist, fascist piece of shit.

Here’s to never having to do it again.

[lauren @winonaddict]

election day mood.

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

I love voting. as a former gifted child it reminds me of taking standardized tests

[sarah @sarahradz_]

Some of you moms are trying too hard and should simply stop trying so hard. Your kids love you, sit down

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

No. ❤️

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Get in losers we’re going losing.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

🇺🇸

[John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles]

All the stress I’m feeling is attributable to the electoral fucking college

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vice President Harris to MAGA hecklers: “Oh you guys are at the wrong rally. I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street”

🔥🔥🔥

[Lev Parikian @LevParikian]

Sitting and standing all day are both bad, which leaves lying down as the best option, which is what I’ve been saying for years.