April Richter

Brewery Owner. Lover of Craft Beer🍻. Glitter aficionado✨. Fluent in awesomeness🧚🏻‍♂️. Filter Deficient🤩. Probably hungry🍔. Opinions expressed are my own.

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

Is anyone else absolutely adoring @JenniferTilly on #RHOBH?? She is pure joy.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The president can veto or support legislation. He can make recommendations to Congress. But he doesn't have the unilateral right to change laws.

Trump has very little respect for the rule of law & our Constitution. He is moving us toward authoritarianism.

We must stop him.

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

Who can relate?

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

Remember a few months ago when half the country voted for the promise of cheaper eggs?? HAHAHAHAHA!! Dummies.

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

I just wanna say hats off to all my sober friends today and the rest of this holiday season. You guys out there just raw dogging the holidays with your crazy families. Not all heroes wear capes. Happy Thanksgiving!

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

Oh #Postseason Baseball. You beautiful, perfect, infuriating Bitch. I love you. #gopadres #beatLA

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

Doctor: You might want to consider giving up dairy.
Me: Wow. Are you aware of what’s happening in this world right now?
He: I’m sorry?
Me: Do you even watch the news, Bro? You think I can continue this absolute fucking nightmare without cheese?

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

I’m sorry but this #DNC2024 roll call with DJ Cassidy, themed state music and party/club atmosphere is blowing the RNC’s roll call out of the water.

It looks like a giant party and celebration and everyone in that room looks like they’re having a blast.

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

Me to the nurse as I’m coming out of anesthesia- “How sparkly was my colon?”

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

Nurse: Take everything off, gown opens to the back, I’ll get you a warm blanket.

Me: Yeah, no thanks. I’m 52, can I get cold one? #thisismenopause

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

Twitter. X. Whatever. Can we all agree to start calling it TwiX and be done with it?

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

It’s really shameful and sad that a hyper-misogynistic, clueless man (@Eric_Conn), babbling and alone with his beard, thinks calling someone childless and aging makes him a good Christian.

[Eric Conn @Eric_Conn]

It’s shameful and sad that a hyper-promiscuous, childless woman (Taylor Swift), aging and alone with a cat, has become the heroine of a feminist age.

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

All I want for Christmas is for Kyle and Mauricio to work things out. #RHOBH

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

Hey Philadelphia. Say what you want about how we got here. We’re here and we didn’t just roll over and take it. LIKE YOUR MOM. #game7 #NLCS #godbacks⚾️

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

For a mormon boy, Bryce Harper is certainly not good at keeping sweet. #nlcs #bryceharperisadick #letsgodbacks

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

@anelso29 @Dbacks You’re an idiot.

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

You know you’ve been married for a hundred years when you’re excited to show your husband all the pretty colors your giant new control top panties came in and he’s genuinely happy for you.

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

Watching @CNN’s Very Scary People.
Hubby: What’s this? Why aren’t you watching your housewives?
Me: Too much drama. I needed a break from the negativity.
TV: and there they found the badly decomposing body of the missing single mother.
He: Yeah I can see why this is better.

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

@bridgeteverett I just love you and your beautiful little show #SomebodySomewhere! Thank you for bringing a smile to my face today!

[April Richter @MrsBrewMischief]

So are you guys getting up at 3 AM to watch the coronation tomorrow too, or are you normal?