as

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.45*

[Vivian🎀💕 @exoticvivi]

That "no work tomorrow" sleep be hitting different

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me trying to act normal after hearing something that hurt my soul

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How Introverts stick to the only person they know at a party

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

"It didn't bother me"

Me all day:

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

Me randomly just busting into tears because no one really knows what’s going on in my heart.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Them: “I aint babying no grown man”

Me:

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

when i click “start free trial” and they’re asking for my card details

[eliz @eliza___v]

Apple really SNAPPED when they made this feature

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

Me: realising I'm too nice for a toxic man and too toxic for a nice man

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

when I'm calm and out of nowhere I remember and I remember again and I keep remembering and I can't stop remembering

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖ᥫ᭡ @desi0re]

hotboxed my room then looked up and seen my cat doing this wtf😭

[rageful @ragehrt]

why are weekends starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break

[aka @akafaceUS]

While checking out at the grocery store, a man discovered he was $10 short and discreetly asked his child’s mother to cover the extra amount.

She refused, folding her arms. Frustrated, he blurted out, “I gave you $2,000 last week now you can’t lend me $10?”

[Rahi🍁 @TheSarcastica]

Driving to my 9-5 job while 8 year old YouTubers buy their third property