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Where do I get this "Shut Up @WarrenInTheBuff" merch? I need some reminders for him around the house.

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His taste in shoes is still questionable

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While I've been pregnant, @WarrenInTheBuff has:

-taken care of me physically & mentally
-been the best dad to our toddler
-got a new job and decided to contract for his old job
-renovated a bedroom and created a custom accent wall bc we thought our son might sleep better there

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-created a secret play area under the stairs
-cut out mold and replaced a ceiling
-almost done creating the coolest bedroom for my favorite two little dudes
-always asked my opinion and listened to my concerns about each project

I'm really, really lucky.

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-battled insurance after our kitchen flooded
-created rooms in our basement
-re wired our entire house so it's safe and installed all new light fixtures
-installed new flooring on the whole main floor
-designed and installed all new cabinets
-rebuilt stairs so the angle was safer

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"I'm already dilated to a 2 and set an induction date!"
@WarrenInTheBuff starts "nesting"

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my wife watching me tear apart and redo the nursery 2 weeks before the baby is due

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@WarrenInTheBuff and I made an agreement our first Christmas together to not buy each other gifts. No gift giving anxiety, no pressure. 13 years later I still love it.

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@JoshCaughtFire Agreed. Fall is the best.

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Winter >>>> Summer

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Someone convince @WarrenInTheBuff to let me make breakfast for dinner

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@AutisticOvrflow @nisten @WarrenInTheBuff @WarrenInTheBuff I like this guy

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@nisten @WarrenInTheBuff Fuck you, you melanoma-looking idiot.

I highly encourage as much outside as as possible for everyone. Just wear a hat to prevent cutting on your nose or ears later in life.

But really, eat shit.

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@trashh_dev @WarrenInTheBuff Just don't get too attached to your ears

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@rsVeeV @WarrenInTheBuff I feel seen

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@duncanthedev @WarrenInTheBuff Tell @WarrenInTheBuff he owes me more than $18 then

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@mwheatfill @WarrenInTheBuff @adamdotdev I don't know how to do that

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@htmx_org @Shreyassanthu77 @intercoolerjs

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@Aron_Adler @WarrenInTheBuff Based

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@JamesRLandrum @WarrenInTheBuff If alt = his inspiration for all things amazing and hilarious