Jade Giacoppo

Former fun and functional adult. Currently enjoys inappropriate amount of coffee and solo trips to the bathroom. Boston based Mama

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Starting episode 6 like #GOTFinale #GameOfThrones

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

@djMO7S OMG

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Make it stop. #madqueen #wtf #dany #GameofThones

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

@copyrider LoL I can’t risk waking my mini night king upstairs.

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Me attempting to go to bed after watching Episode 3 #GameofThones

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Aryaaaaaaaaaaa

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Brings 4 year old to barber shop.
Police drives by and does a quick whoop whoop siren alert.
4 yo loudly: “thats da sound of the police”. 😬#krsone #krsoneisforthekids #MusicEducation #coolkids #prek

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Parenting fail. My 4.5 yo is congested & cranky. I attempted at giving him a nice peppermint bath to soothe & relax him. Long story short peppermint got into his penis; there were lots of tears, demands for a bandaid. The night ended with me ripping said bandaid off. #goodnight

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Perfect start to a snowy weekend. Classroom Igloo. #crushingprek

[Krystina Marcellino @misskrystina86]

Our cozy igloo is ready just in time for the big storm... Thanks for the help @mrscoppo !

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

If I just waited like five minutes.

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

So awkward question ...I’m half way through and umm where are the blind people in #Birdbox

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

@copyrider Yes. My son “wipes” every part of his ass but the hole. Misses the hole every time.

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

I just taught my 4 y.o. how to use a fork as a catapult. Its becoming more and more obvious that I AM the reason we can't have nice things. #Duck #foodfight #thelifeofsi #minicoppo #preschool #parenting

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

I was today years old when I found out there's a Grinch Halloween movie.... #Whattt #thanksbuzzfeed #themoreyouknow

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

@seanoconnz I’m sure there still enough leftover at the Mexican border

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Im officially at the stage of parenting where I completely understand the crazy weird shit my own mother used to say.
Me: "no you may not have corn muffins for breakfast. I vacuumed last night." #crumbs #parenting #messyhouse #happykids

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Parenting Math. Husband made bagels for breakfast. He used 2 bagels, 2 knives, 3 plates, 1 cutting board. How many bagels were consumed?

Zero. None. #Parenting #struggles #carbs #kids #breakfast

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Explaining the plot of Super Mario Bros to a 4 year old and im realizing how weird the 80s really were.
"Mama, Why didn't the princess save herself?"
#80s #parenting #NewGeneration

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

Awesome update::: we failed to notice or hear the other alarm he set for 3:55 am.
Me: what the fuckkkk is that noise?!?!

[Jade Giacoppo @mrscoppo]

My 4 year old finally sleeps through the night without some sort of interruption and I just heard him tell Alexa to set an alarm for 4:30 am. #Kidsaresavages #noalexa #parenting