cake pop drama

tired millennial cat mom

socialist like Jesus 🤘

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

Thanks @yunggravy for spending 1,084 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to oops!. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/0a3d36ZaVP

[Peter🌲Brannen @PeterBrannen1]

If Twitter crashes and you need to find me, the hell you will. I've got a two day head start on you, which is more than I need. I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see me again.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

My wife bought this at a consignment store while I was out of town. The dogs bark and growl at it. I keep thinking it’s one of the dogs. Just bad vibes all the way from this reindeer. 👎

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

@SteelMillWizard Tiktok ✨️

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

so what's new Twitter called bc id like to have 0 interruptions in my @Jeopardy experience

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

YESSSS SAM YESSS FUCK IT UP @sam_buttrey WE LOVE YOU

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

This is the second time I've logged in in about a year and it's for jeopardy

[The Jeopardy! Fan @_thejeopardyfan]

Where is Game Show / Jeopardy! Twitter going if this site disintegrates as fast as it's looking to?

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

in this house we stan punk legend @sam_buttrey

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

did you bring the nip

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

Sadly, they wound up rejecting my first choice of outfit, but my backup outfit was also fabulous, and moreover showed my tattoo! (I negotiated for that, I had a bit more leverage with them this time around lol). So whatever else, I'd be confident in how I looked

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

I love you @patsajak but it's time to raise the minimum prize to 5k and start showing an interest in the family stories of queer contestants

[flubberbones @chriscasperhuh]

nobody can cross the street for you

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

oh i need this

[Dan Barber @DanBarber]

Dear White Sugar, meet Oat Sugar.  You’re doomed.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Colin Firth is the best Darcy” “Matthew McFayden is the best Darcy” you’re all forgetting someone

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

every year for the last million years i've entered the @DURAFLAME giveaway &every year i whisper to myself in a mitch hedberg voice, "naturally i was looking for the duraflame tree!" &I'm just saying this year it would be really cool to win &say that to @chriscasperhuh forever

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana.

Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I got so mad about this email that I had to stomp away from the tree and I might not bake another cookie for the rest of the day.

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

@SteelMillWizard i had to stop myself from putting that exact word in lmao

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

A year ago today, I was in LA, waiting to fulfill a dream. The year since has been full of good days, but by far the best one was May 9th, when Genevieve and I got married. Without her, none of the other good days would have happened. I’m so lucky to share my life with her!👰‍♀️❤️👰‍♀️

[cake pop drama @mrscspr]

logged back in twitter for the first time in months bc i used the @officeladiespod 's chutzpah to get a big raise & like a good american i used it to splurge on a little @khloekardashian drip. cannot wait for sherpashacket fall ✨ go me and go koko go 💙