Rebecca

Adulting. Wondering how my 20's flew by in the blink of an eye and suddenly I'm a grown up. But pretty proud of who I see when I look in the mirror.

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

Promotion ends 1/1/23…so we’re shutting down the app for “maintenance” on 12/29. Got it. 😉 ⁦@Starbucks⁩ #starbucks #starbucksforlife

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

Wasted 2 shakes on this. Scam scam scam scam scam. ⁦@Starbucks⁩ #starbucks #starbucksforlife

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

Omfg it really IS a scam. It’s not just me. @starbucks has gotten stingier and stingier the bigger they have grown. 🙄 https://t.co/jRuBnBJipx

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

@starbucks #starbucksforlife is an absolute racket. I need one token in all categories to win ANY prize and for days it’s been “not a winner” even though I have 5 daily spins. And today the site is “down for maintenance”. Absolute scam.

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

@lolomags @Joongi__ Shut. The. Front. Door. How!? I thought this was from like the 60’s!? So the answer is yes. 😳 😂

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

@Joongi__ @lolomags 😱

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

Yessss. Can we please talk about how Ellie is garbage!? 🗑️ #lockeandkey

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

Daylight savings can kindly go fuck itself 👌🏼

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

@lolomags I inspired myself when I sent this tweet 😂

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

@lolomags Ugh I think I played it too cool and I just wanna be my cuckoo bada self and tell him I love him to itty bitty pieces 😩

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

Why is it always “wah wah wah” and never “thank you for changing me out of my wet clothes and diaper so I can sleep comfortably, Mama”??

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

Season 5 better deliver justice for Eddie! What fucking bullshit they didn’t clear his name. #StrangerThings4 #StrangerThings5 @Stranger_Things

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

@lolomags

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

@Roysenotes @toddecooks I literally only know about this because of this 😆

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

My baby just said “mama” in his sleep. He is an angel. I’m dead. I cannot handle the cuteness that is my boy. 😩😫😭 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

@CharmedWriters @lolomags

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

“In a world of cooked chickens, be a plant” - @lolomags

[Rebecca @mrsdanger86]

Today my 15 month old laughed so hard he fell backwards on the changing table (and continued laughing) and omg I lost my shit…tears…snorting…I couldn’t stop laughing. I haven’t had a good laugh like that in so long. I had to document it somewhere so I never forget. 😂