Dani

Twin Mum, Retired Model & Burlesque Artist, Social Worker, Neon Soul/Paisley Mind, FishFinger Fancier, Flautist & World Class hugger, @sunderlanduni MSc student

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

@currys I think 3-1 to Argentina #currysfootball

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

@currys #currysninja Mushrooms, jalapenos, extra cheese!

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

The salesman in @DFS “Can I help you? Do you need anything? Do you want some more information? Is there anything I can do? Can I make some suggestions? What are you looking for? You don’t look relaxed? Sofa shopping is meant to be relaxing? Why are you not relaxed?

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

The @MillerHomesUK aftercare is horrendous! There is no way that I would buy another home from them nor would I recommend them

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

I’m not one to brag but it’s not even October yet but I have already submitted my CPD to SWE #socialwork

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

This resonates with me

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

Ah that satisfying feeling of submitting compulsory CPD knowing that no-one is even going to look at it.

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

I wouldn’t be adverse to one of those corporate recruiter types aligning skills from my social work job to something completely different right now.

I think I would be a smashing estate agent.

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

Literally got hounded today in @DFS by a salesman who told us he would leave us alone, stinking of booze! Just let me try these sofas and talk to my husband in peace, in the name of all thats cheesy PLEASE!

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

Massively disappointed with my social science MSc at @sunderlanduni - anyone had any positive experience in the NE?

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

I’m 38 and I’m just going to dress how ever I want now. I am over trying to be acceptable to other people

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

@LucyandYak Left looks like Rex to me

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

#NewProfilePic

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

@JamesBlunt I am also a Burger but like every day in every way

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

I am at the age where I respect and love Lee Ingleby in everything he does, but when I look at his face I am compelled to say “It’s too orangey for crows”

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

@RealMattLucas You both look smashing! Merry merry Christmas to you :)

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

@ODEONCinemas Deffo not marmalade sandwiches for me sorry Paddington. I normally go for ice cream but eat it before the film starts 😂

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

@HankAzaria Lush! ❤️ made my day!

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

I am this old

[Dani @MrsDBurger]

I googled Derek Acorah’s cause of death. I did not expect this picture to accompany the information.