Mrs Delevan

Yogi. Recently escaped NHS dentist. Currently married to a Very Angry New Yorker. Dog mum. Owner of teenagers. Servant of cats.

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@TNeenan That’s a lovely tweed jacket

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@nicsjourney2BDS Truthfully?…no. Sorry

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@beldrury I had some gel which made me gag so I gave up on them. Now have some cheapo caps from Sainsbury’s with vitC (bought for that but thought the collagen was added bonus). So far, I haven’t transformed into a 25yo 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@markoftheD @spowersAU Me too, and weirdly my 19yo’s favourite too

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@drkeithsiau Bisphonate related osteonecrosis. Possibly something to do with the recently extracted tooth

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Needs music

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@Glazertwalker @sc_wadsy You are not a serious person

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@shitlondonguinn It’s vanilla ice cream in Coca Cola

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@LBC He is not a serious person

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@VaxxersAnti Well what with the honey, turmeric, onions, potatoes everyone’s suggesting, when that leg does fall off, it will be delicious bbq’d

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@JamesCleverly You certainly aren’t

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@shockproofbeats Teen seagull

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@oneunderscore__ Sounds like me when I did A level maths

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@GrumpyAnaesthes You could do Botox/fillers on the side? You would prolly be a lot better at it than most of the randoms with no medical training selling fillers via Insta

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@TharushaGunawa4 Tmj’s and shoulders

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@Ianfaul007 And this is why grandchildren are the best driver of tooth whitening treatments in my experience

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@Luiseach There was an American a few weeks ago complaining you couldn’t get lunch in Italy??? I’m still not sure whether he was joking or genuinely an idiot

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@KevGeo2011 @DavidMuttering The horror: a National Trust tearoom 😱

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@JayHulmePoet Many middle class mothers in my town are busy destroying their kids teeth with “sugar free” honey, maple syrup, dates etc. they’re also not using F- toothpaste on their kids because it’s “bad for their brains”

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@rosieICM My very grown up husband did it electively last week. There’s more room for lollies now