Ashley Dennison

theatre teacher, professional dad-joke laugher and amateur cook for jacob, alexander and jonah.

[Ashley Dennison @mrsdennisonLCM]

A friendly reminder that you’ve made it through another day. Whether it was good or bad, embrace it. Either way, you are an awesome human being. We’ll try again tomorrow!

[trash jones @jzux]

job interviewer: so what are some of your strengths

me: i can have a breakdown so quietly

[𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 @DrBradJohnson]

Teacher retention: if you want to keep the best teachers, treat them like they are the best. Few teachers leave an environment where they feel valued, supported, appreciated, and treated like professionals. This is more important now than ever!

[Ashley Dennison @mrsdennisonLCM]

Oh. Hi Twitter. This still a thing?

[Stacey Smith @lcmhsstuco]

So proud of @LCMHSCHEER 🥈@uiltexas State Spirit. Prime example of #BearDown @LCMBearFacts

[Ashley Dennison @mrsdennisonLCM]

@mrscourmier @lcmtheatre THANK YOU!!!!

[Jeff @jwcollier13]

Soooo, local school during “say no to drugs” week has a ‘dress like a hippie’ day. Am I the only one that sees the irony ?? #PeaceLoveButNoDrugs #CheckYoHistory #CantMakeThisStuffUp

[Ashley Dennison @mrsdennisonLCM]

@lindseyfruge I want one!!

[LCM Theatre @lcmtheatre]

🚨Next Monday! Show your support for LCM Speech & Debate and grab some Chic-Fil-A!!!🚨

[NFL @NFL]

it’s only week 1 😅

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Without a Test there is no Testimony just remember that 💯

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

if This Kiss by Faith Hill is playing when you enter a CVS you will have 7 years of good luck

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

💯

[Ashley Dennison @mrsdennisonLCM]

@RDuBy88

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

[Father Jim Sichko @JimSichko]

When people ask why I do what i do --Its because I can't believe that God put us on this earth to just be ordinary.

[Jon Gordon @JonGordon11]

Today you have a choice. Get bitter or get better. The past is the past. Learn from it and Let Go. Move forward to create the life you want.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i need it to start getting cold so i can wear hoodies and sweaters

[James Jackson, Jr @MrJJJr]

It’s September.
Start buying those #Swackets.
Fall is a verb.
She’ll be here very soon.
You’re welcome.