Nudes should be artistic. Lighting. Angles. Poses. Location. Show some class. Not just a picture 2cm away from your vagina. Send that nonsense to your gynecologist.
• “Please accompany me to the toilets” mid-songs
• My feet are sore from these shoes, let’s go sit down
• I don’t like the taste of these cocktails, I want to drink something else
• It’s too packed by the dancefloor
• I’m tired now
• It’s too hot
O le security waya waya😒